KING'S COURT

The ring is set up for the King's Court, as Jerry Lawler's music fills the Providence Civic Center. The King makes his way down the aisle with a microphone in hand.

King: I want each and every one of you morons in here to take a GOOD LOOK at some REAL royalty here at the King of the Ring!

The fans boo loudly.

King: There is only ONE King in the WWF, and you're looking at him right now! And I want all you peons to show some respect, and get down on your knees and kiss my royal feet, do you understand me?

The crowd continues to boo as The King makes his way into the ring.

King: You morons should be estatic that The King has decided to grace you with his presence here tonight. But when I look around ... hey, look at this girl over here!

The King points to a girl in the stands, and the camera picks her up.

King: When you go out on a date, does the boy kiss you goodnight afterwards? Or does he just shake your paw?! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

King: But right now, I want to get down to business. Usually, I have very special guests come out here on the King's Court ... but my guest here tonight wouldn't even come CLOSE to qualifying as special! He's a guy that claims he's been cheated out of title shots. He claims that the WWF has kept him down. He's whined about almost EVERYTHING there is to whine about! He's even rude to people in the back, like Roxanne!

King: But NOW ... he's asking you morons to forgive him! Now, after all this time of ripping up signs and cussing at the fans, he wants you to CHEER for him! Basicly ... he's an IDIOT! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! And I'm talking about none other than ... "The Blizzard" Adrien Blades!

The Blizzard comes out wearing steet clothes. A pair of jeans and a leather jacket.

King: All right, Blizzard. Let's get right into it! Is it not true that you claim that you'll destroy, or hurt, or do SOMETHING to Taylor Tech after what they did to you a few weeks back?

Blizzard : That's right King.

King: But is it ALSO not true that you had a deal with Taylor Tech? You had gotten them to attack The Warrior! Didn't you?! But they got fed up with your WHINING, like everybody else in the WWF, and they decided to take YOU down instead! Right?!

Blizzard : Right now I don't know what Taylor Tech wanted me for. But the fact is just that they are gonna go down.

King: Yeah, ok. Way to tap dance around the question! But now, let's talk about another subject ... SUNNY! I know Sunny REAL well, as you know if you've seen the King's Court episodes with her on. In fact, we've still got a dinner to get to! And you and Sunny USED to be close! But lately, Sunny's been absent from WWF shows. She's been in the HOSPITAL! So Blizzard, since you claim to love Sunny more than anything, why don't you tell us all? What's wrong with her?

Blizzard : King...I wish I knew. I have no idea what the hell is wrong with Sunny. I wish I did know though. Of course I love her very very much...but I don't know what's going on.

King: Oh yeah! You obviously care for her a LOT, seeing as how you took the time out to find out what's wrong with her. Please! But Blizzard, is or is it not true that you've said in the back a few times that The Ultimate Warrior is DUCKING you as I/C champion! You asked him for a title shot, from what I hear, and he laughed at you and told you go win some matches! Isn't that true?!

Blizzard : You know King...as usuall you try to twist the story there. Yeah I challenged The Warrior. But he told me he wasn't gonna give me a Title Shot. So I guess...in a little way...it's true.

King: WHAT?! Don't make me get The Warrior out here! "In a little way it's true"! That's 100% FACT! And you KNOW it! So I guess the question would be ... WHY do you think you deserve a shot at ANYTHING?! Let me run down a list for you, Blizzard. Recently, I've seen you lose to Double J and Bret Hart in a triangle match. And that's not bad! But then I've seen you lose to ... The Human Phenomenon. And THEN ... you lost to COREY MAJOR ... from a HEADLOCK! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! What makes you think that you deserve ANY title shot around here?

Blizzard : You know King...I decided that I am not ready for a Title Shot. Yeah I requested it...and yes of course I will sign my name if I get a shot...but right now I don't deserve one.

King: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha! He FINALLY wises up! When did you decide that, about 5 minutes ago? I don't believe you! You'll still be hanging out in the back, whining about not getting anything. You know ... I've been nice enough to you. Now it's time to get to the BIG question! Blizzard ... all you do around here is complain. You whine about everything possible, you claim people have ducked you. You're RUDE to ladies in the back ... like ROXANNE! You're a MORON! Why are you even coming back to the WWF AT ALL? Why don't you do us ALL a favor and just climb back under the rock you came from?!

The Blizzard grabs the King by the collar.

King: HEY! Get your hands of me, you moron!

Blizzard : Why you little lying piece of...(Drops Jerry Lawler). No...I changed...I am not gonna hurt someone...not even you.

Blizzard turns around and gets ready to leave.

As he turns around, Lawler picks something up off the throne sitting in the ring. It's a SCEPTER! Lawler raises it above his head ... and SMASHES it down on the Blizzard's back! The Blizzard falls to one knee!

King: Whoo Hoo Hoo Hoo! How do you like THAT?! Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

But the Blizzard stands and turns around, looking UPSET! Lawler's face turns to fear, as the Blizzard reaches for him!

King: AHHHHH!

Lawler dives outside the ring and crashes to the floor, as the Blizzard remains in the ring. Lawler makes his way back up the aisle, staring up at the Blizzard as he goes!

King: This isn't over yet! You can't put your hands on The King! You'll pay for this, Blades!

The King disappears through the curtains, leaving the Blizzard up in the ring.