RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 3, 1997

The camera pans down across the fans to the announcers who are behind the table: Brian Pillman, the Publican Mike Rotundo and Heart Attack.

Pillman: Welcome to the On Center in Syracuse New York. We got snow on the ground outside... and a Blizzard inside tonight! I hope the 1-2-3 Kid brought his snow suit!

Publican: He's gonna need it!

Pillman: Yeah, but who really cares about that match!

Heart Attack: I'm suprised you didn't say this place smells. You usually say that about everywhere!

Pillman: (sniffs the air) You think it smells? Yeah, your right.

Heart Attack: I mean I'm suprised YOU didn't say it.

Pillman: Your right! It DOES! And I should say it!

Publican: Hey Brian should we tell everyone what really has happened to Jimmy Steele and not only Jimmy Steele but Steeltown Rocker! Why they haven't been around anymore! (Publican is smiling the whole time.)

Brain Pillman: Why not! We could use even MORE laughs, even AFTER the Countdown!

Publican: They went to WCW courtesy of me and the Empire! hahahah!

Brain Pillman: I think we should dig up a tape of this! Hahaha! Jimmy Steele shouldn't have signed ANY papers with your name at the top! Now look at him!

Publican: Yeah now not only does the Steeltown Rocker have to job to every wrestler in the WCW! Jimmy Steel gets his @$$ kick every time he is seen there! Couldn't get much better could it!?!

Pillman: No, but having the Anvil as a Servant for a Day is going to be pretty hillarious, too! Stone Cold gave Bret Hart the wrestling lesson of a lifetime!

Heart Attack: So what do you have planned for the Anvil?

Pillman: Servant for a Day? Hahahaha.... FETCH ME MY SLIPPERS... BRING IN THE NEWSPAPER. Stand on your HEAD for three hours straight!

Pillman & Publican: Hahahahahahaha!

(Raw Theme Plays)

ANNOUNCER'S TABLE

Heart Attack: Yeah, that sounds good, Pillman. But after that you better be on the look out for the Anvil!

Pillman: You should know what this is... we have Sabrina Savage to watch over us now!

Heart Attack: If that's anything like her PERFUME shots, your in REAL trouble

Pillman: Those shots on Derrick just MIGHT have been intentional. No one knows!

Publican: Except for us!

Pillman: Tonight, Bret Hart is going to learn that his little Sharpshooter is firing BLANKS! Especially against the Harlem Sidekick! A FINISHING MANEUVER MATCH!

Heart Attack: Do you think he can get it done on his own tonight?

Pillman: He did last time. A backslide.. 1.. 2.. 3.. and the excellence goes down!

Heart Attack: NO pre-match antics in the back?

Pillman: It wouldn't suprise me if the Mega Powers have something planned like this past weekend.

Publican: Could you believe that? But the Harlem Heat still won... Stone Cold still won. And the Giant is still going to get the World Title at WrestleMania!

Pillman: I can't wait to see what the Giant does to the Anvil tonight! This is just his first step in his march to WrestleMania... and the World Belt! It's leaving Chicago around the Giant's waist!

Publican: Is it hot in here or is it just us?

Pillman: It's US... and we're going to burn Big Daddy COOL to the ground!

Heart Attack: Where's your girlfriend... Atlantra?

Pillman: Where's your boyfriend... Derrick?

Publican: Yeah! That was a pretty good reaction for Derrick at the Countdown!

Heart Attack: I was worried about him! He's a friend!

Pillman: He's a FOOL! Eddie Gilbert will talk about that later. Hey look! Heart Attack and Raven! This should be laughable! Your in the opening bout again! Just can't seem to claw your way out, huh? Your not really a main-eventer, are you?

Heart Attack: I never claimed to be. At least I can still wrestle. I'm not afraid to lose... PUBLICAN!

Publican: I'm not afraid to lose!

Heart Attack: You had a worse record then I DO!

Pillman: That's mathmatically IMPOSSIBLE!

Heart Attack: We'll look it up... and see just how well I.R.S. did back then.

Pillman: Who's I.R.S.? I don't know what SHE'S talking about!

Heart Attack: Worried?

Publican: I suppose we could go look up a Kandy Kane wrestler while we're there!

Pillman: It's time to get started! You've got a match to get ready for. You can prepare all year... you can't beat Raven!

Heart Attack: At least I get in the ring!

Publican: I could get in the ring anytime I wanted to.

Heart Attack: You sound like a little four year old!

Pillman: He's just trying to talk down on your level!