RESULTS: Monday Night Raw Mar 3, 1997

 

Heart Attack: They want me to... join them?

Corey: WHO?

Heart Attack: The ReBirth? Led by... the Phoenix?

Before they can react anymore, S.B. Peterson gets up into the ring alongside Raven. Heart Attack and Corey turn to see what he has to say. He has a mic.

S.B. Peterson: I would like to take this time to make a very improtant announcement to all the fans of the WWF around the world. This morning, I was speaking with my doctor when i found some news that might make some people happy and maybe some others not. I've been putting my soul and heart into wrestling..well, sense I was about 10 years old. Wrestling is something I always knew I wanted to do and I got to do it. Thats not something everyone can say. I love this sport almost more then life itself but, this morning I found out that my cage match with Lex Luger may have been the end of my time in the WWF and wrestling. <PETERSON PULLS RAVEN CLOSE WITH HIS ARM AROUND HER WAIST> It seems my back, which has always givin me problems, finally has had enough and the doc says that if I dont stop now, I might stop being able to do alot of things I want to keep doing...so, its at this time, that I, "The Self Made Man" S.B. Peterson would like to announce...my retirement from the WWF and wrestling....<PETERSON PAUSES AS THE CROWD MUMBLES> I just wanted everyone to know that I thank them for their support, thier encouragment and love. I will miss you all...thanks you..

<RAVEN COMFORTS PETERSON AS FANS GIVE HIM A STANDING OVATION WHILE THEY WALKS BACK TO THE LOCKER ROOM FOR THE LAST TIME>

Pillman: Good riddance!

Publican: We're better off without him!

Pillman: Yeah! I mean, it's kind of sad. He's hurt. I can relate to an injury.

Publican: You should be able to. Of all people!

Pillman: But I'm still sticking it out at WrestleMania. He's a wuss! But... in all seriousness, and kidding aside. Happy Retirement!

Corey and Heart Attack are applauding for him as he leaves. They turn around... and in the ring.... is a fully armored and head-dressed female. Her arms are folded and she is staring straight at Corey and Heart Attack. She is blocking their way out.

Heart Attack and Corey just stare back, confused... unsure. Finally, the woman holds out her arm toward them and gives them the sign of satan! Corey and Heart Attack's eyes go wide... as they watch this woman leave through the crowd.

Corey: What's THAT?!

Heart Attack: The sign of the devil!

Corey: I thought they only did that at Marilyn Manson concerts... not Tripwire!

Heart Attack drops the golden letter down in the ring, shaking her head in confusion. They leave arm in arm.