WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997OUTSIDER INTERVIEW
The Outsider: WWF wrestlers, managers, and even broadcasters, listen up, cause The Outsider has something to say! The nWo and myself have had a parting of the ways, so to speak. It seesm that they have a slight communications problem these days.
See, they'd hate for me to tell this, but I don't really care. Do you think that JJ Dillon makes the big decisions for the nWo? You couldn't be more wrong! JJ is nothing but a gopher for the REAL boss of the nWo, Mr. Big. It seems that Mr. Big's orders for me to jump Diamond Dallas Page weren't run by Dillon, and he's let me go from the group. No matter, though. Mr. Big's word is what goes, and JJ Dillon will have to answer to him. DDP, it's nothing personal, and if you have a problem, see myself or Mr. Big. We're reasonable men.
But now comes the reason I came out. Recently in the WWF, too many people have been caught alone or too many against one in attacks that could have been prevented with some back up. Well, now EVERYONE in the WWF has backup. Consider me the WWF's bodyguard for hire. When you need some help, maybe you're worried that someone's planning a hit on you, you call up The Outsider, slip some greenbacks into my hand, and I'm there with you. Later today I'll carry out my first assignment, and hopefully there'll be more to come. And Dillon, if I get my hands on you . . .
(Just then, a man from the back walks up and hands The Outsider an envelope.)
The Outsider: What's this?
Man: I don't know. I was just told to give it to you!
(The Outsider opens the envelope and pulls out several $100 bills. He reads what appears to be a letter inside the envelope.)
The Outsider: Oh, MAN!! You've GOT to be kidding me here!! THIS guy? Well, like I said, people . . . money talks. I'll see you later.
(The Outsider walks away, clutching the wad of cash in his hand.)
ROXANNE PRE-MATCH COMMENTS
(Roxanne is in the Superstars Rebuttal Area. She has on a Road Warrior's t-shirt. She turns around to show the back off... it says... LEGION OF DOOM... WE SNACK ON DANGER... AND DINE ON DESTRUCTION! Roxanne turns back to face the camera.)
Roxanne: Alley Kat... you come from the streets... and that makes you tough, does it? You grew up in the gangs... in the alleys... of New York City. And now you're FEARLESS, huh?
(Roxanne flips her hair over to one side to show a bad bruise just beneath her ear, toward the back of her head.)
Roxanne: I don't think so. I stood nose to nose with the entire Four Horsemen. They slammed me on concrete... and I'm still standing here. Not picture perfect... but standing tall. If that isn't tough... if THAT isn't fearless.... then THIS is....
(Hawk and Animal walk into the scene from either side of the camera. They are wearing their red, spiked shoulderpads. They stand next to Roxanne and turn around.)
Roxanne: Let me tell you something, Alley Kat! Just to be able to STAND next to the Road Warriors is tough enough.... but to get into the ring with them... as ONE of them... THAT is tough! You couldn't CUT it as a part of the Legion of Doom. You didn't HAVE what it takes! For all your street smarts... for all your gang experience... you just couldn't get the job done when you were standing next to the ORIGINAL STREET GANG! These two dudes RULED the streets of Chicago by the time they hit the SIXTH GRADE! You were lucky you could hold-up Granny's Bakery across from the corner market! Go ahead and hide behind the black and white ... you'll STILL come up BLACK AND BLUE! ALLEY KAT.... SAY GOOD BYE TO YOUR NINE LIVES!!!!