WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997WWF Superstars, Feb. 22, 1997Alley Kat
w/J.J. Dillon
vs.
Roxanne
The Match:
'Kitten's Got Claws' starts to play and Alley Kat comes out with J.J. Dillon... and the Outsider? The Outsider follows Dillon and Alley Kat to ringside, carrying his chair. Dillon turns around and sees him, getting very upset. The camera zooms in on them.Dillon: What are YOU doing here?!? I FIRED you!!!
Outsider: Settle down, chumpy. I'm not here for you. Apparently, someone doesn't like seeing ladies get attacked by men, and has asked me to keep a look out for this one. Now GET OUT OF MY WAY!
The Outsider goes down to ringside and stands strategically, looking around for any attacks apparently.
The arena comes alive with energy as the very popular Roxanne is introduced. 'For Those About To Rock' starts to play... and then Roxanne comes through the curtains, slapping EVERYBODY'S hand down the aisle. She comes past the announcer's table and slaps hands with Heart Attack, then lightly WHACKS Brian Pillman on top of his head, flipping his hair back.
Pillman: (looking miserable) I hate her.
Roxanne holds her hand up in the air and looks out to the 'Rock-a-holics'. They respond and she shakes her head and smiles, then gets into the ring. She turns and looks very seriously toward Alley Kat.
The bell sounds. Roxanne starts with a sharp kick to the Kat's side. Alley Kat steps back and hits a roundhouse kick that stuns Roxanne as it catches her on the side of the head. Kat thrusts forward with a chop, then spins Roxanne up and over with a legwheel! Roxanne lands down on her knees in front of Alley Kat.
The Kat again chops at Roxanne... who BLOCKS! Roxanne rises up, driving a kneelift into Alley Kat's mid-section. She grabs one of Alley's arms and begins to whip her to the corner.... Alley Kat puts on the breaks... drops down... LUNGE PUNCH in the stomach!
Alley stands up to full height... KARATE KICK! Roxanne is knocked back. Alley Kat charges her.... Roxanne leaps up... DROPKICK! Kat goes down! Roxanne grabs one of Kat's legs... HAMSTRING PULL!
Both wrestlers get up to their feet and measure each other. Alley Kat clenches up her hands into tight fists and comes in with a flurry of motion!!! Roxanne is baffled as Kat hits a U-punch... followed by a spinning back fist strike! Roxanne brings up a leg and bashes Kat in the side of the head out of desperation. It works, as Alley Kat moves back, giving Roxanne a second to catch her breath!
Alley Kat quickly recovers and moves in at Roxanne... who jumps up... hooks Kat around the head...and turns her into... A SNAP SUPLEX!!! The red-haired hero stands Kat up and whips her hard into the turnbuckle. Roxanne pauses for just a second... then runs at Alley Kat.... leaps in the air.... CORNER SPLASH!!!! Roxanne steps aside and let's Kat fall onto the mat, face first. Roxanne looks out to the crowd, pointing down at Alley Kat! They cheer!
Kat begins to pull herself to her feet... and Roxanne helps... with a knee lift! Kat is shot up to full height... then whipped to the ropes! Roxanne sets in the middle of the ring and lifts up a boot for a big boot..... but Kat ducks underneath... comes up behind... and hits Roxanne with a KARATE KICK!!!
Kat gets into an offensive stance and throws a karate chop across Roxanne's head... then drops her down to her back with a spinning leg sweep. Roxanne kips up to her feet. Kat does a karate thrust, that Roxanne ducks beneath! ROXANNE comes up behind Alley Kat, who turns... into a DROPKICK!!!
Both wrestlers crash down on the mat. Roxanne wraps up Alley Kat in some painful body scissors, rolling her back to the middle of the ring. Roxanne releases and pops up to her feet. She runs at the ropes... up to the second, and springboards off, hitting a SPINNING LEGDROP!!!
The Rock-a-holic pulls Alley Kat up.... POWERBOMB!!! Roxanne holds on to her... pumps again... into a DOUBLE UNDERHOOK power bomb!!!! Alley Kat is sent for the ride to the ropes.... TILT A WHIRL SLAM!!!
Roxanne leaves Alley Kat laying in the center of the ring and climbs up to the outside. She leaps... SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!! Roxanne stands up and shakes her head back and forth, whipping her hair around! The fans respond...and start chanting for Roxanne's finisher....
Roxanne throws Alley Kat to the ropes... FRANKENSTEINER.... THE HEADBANGER!!!!!! Roxanne covers... 1... 2... 3...!!!!!! The place goes nuts! Roxanne leaps up and soars over the top rope, landing on the outside. She goes over and starts slapping hands with the fans and patting the kids on top of their heads!
Winner, by pinfall: Roxanne