The cameras zip up to the WrestleMania entry way and find President Piper on his way down with a wireless mic.
Piper: Ol'Hot Rod has been in enough fights and big matches to know that there's a trouble brewin' here! Savage and Flair HATE each other! And none of you others have got anything to do with this, other then to interfere... or to stop others from interferin'! Now I want everybody out of here... and I'm doin' it not just because I'm president... but dammit... I'm wearin' a KILT... and you gotta be TOUGH to wear one of these!
(The Horsemen angrily walk out. The Mega Powers then leave, after they are sure the Horsemen are gone. Deion Sanders, being a celebrity guest, is allowed to have a seat at one of the officials tables at ringside. Piper gets up into the ring with the mic.)
Piper: Y'know... last year, I wasn't around to see the Macho Man kick Hogan's sorry-can right out of the sport. But this year... I gots to say that you're BOTH class acts! It's a shame that it's come down to this. But the sport ain't big enough for the both of you. Before this match gets all.... ROWDY... I just want to take this time to personally thank the both of you for all the great times.
(Piper turns to Flair.)
Piper: Survivor Series, man. We've been down this road before. Good luck to you, 'Naytch.'
(Piper shakes Flair's hand. He turns to Macho.)
Piper: YOU'VE been down this road before. And you did it. Now I know a lot of people have been sayin' your nuts these past few weeks. All I gots to say to that is... (real wild-like) WELCOME TO THE CLUB!!!!!! (Piper shakes Savage's hand with a wild smile.) NOW LET'S GET IT ON!!!!!!!!!!!!
The fans give out one final cheer as Piper leaves the ring and steps down to a ringside seat! The bell sounds.... AND THE CAREER ENDING STRETCHER MATCH IS UNDERWAY!!!
Savage immediately leaps at Flair and begins pounding him in the 'beak.' He throws a right... then a left... then a right! Flair spins Savage around on his feet... and begins laying into him with his trademark Ric Flair chops that sound loud and painful even up in the rafters! Flair drops down to one knee... hooks one of Savage's legs... and hits a takedown! Flair pops up and HAMSTRING PULLS his enemy!
Flair holds the leg... and WHOOOS to the fans! Macho pulls his leg toward himself quickly, flipping Flair head over heels to the mat! Savage dives on him, holding the back of his head, and starts pepper punching him in the face!! Flair yells out in agony! The referee lets it go... IT'S ALL LEGAL!
Flair grabs one of Savage's wild punches and holds his arm... then BITES Savage's fingers! Macho recoils back, letting Flair get up to his feet. Flair STOMPS at Savage's leg... the same one he worked on minutes ago.
Savage clutches at it. Flair drops down and punches the knee cap. Savage hops up on one leg over Flair... who hooks him... FIREMAN CARRY TAKEDOWN! Savage is thrown a short distance... and he rolls up to his feet. Flair spins up to his feet. Macho lunges... and Flair ARMDRAGS him to the mat!
JR: What action! So much riding on this match!
Howard: Yeah... try TWENTY BUCKS!
Both wrestlers are back on their feet! They lock up in a collar and elbow. Savage brings up a kick to the stomach... then another! Macho grabs Flair's left arm and yanks the Nature Boy forward... into a SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE! Flair is knocked back... his eyes go glassy... he takes two steps forward... takes a wild swat at the air... THEN FALLS FACE FIRST!!!!
Macho starts kicking at Flair in the side, rolling him over. Savage continues booting Flair, now in the stomach! Macho continues to pound on Flair so hard that he rolls back over to his stomach again! Savage drops down on top of Flair and grapevines his arms. Macho pulls back as hard as he can, sitting on, and aggravating Flair's lower back! He yanks for all he's worth!
Flair stretches out.... and... GRABS the bottom rope. The referee still honors that rule and forces Macho to break. But the damage is done. Flair is hurt. Macho stomps on Flair again... then again... then... Flair catches Savage's foot! He yanks it... and Savage is felled to the mat! Flair pops up, still holding the leg... HAMSTRING PULL!!! Savage's leg hurts. Flair is favoring his own back.
Flair, seeing Savage in pain... is filled with hatred! He drops down to his knees and starts pounding Savage in the face with repeated punches, over and over and over again! Macho reaches out and rakes Flair in the face, then rolls away as Flair regains his vision....
Macho, still favoring his one leg... manages to keep his balance as he kicks Flair in HIS leg. Macho drops down from exertion, and forearm smashes Flair's leg. The Nature Boy is pulling himself away from Savage, now.
Realizing that he's not doing much damage to Flair's leg... Macho UNCORKS repeated punches on the leg! RIGHT! A LEFT! A RIGHT AGAIN!! NOW Flair's leg is hurting! The Nature Boy tries to stand up... but yells out in pain as he limps toward the corner to brace himself.
Macho leaps in... and DRIVES Flair into the top turnbuckle! Savage grabs Flair's arms and drapes them over the top strands. He pulls one of Flair's legs around the bottom rope, effectively tying up the Nature Boy. But Flair gets an arm out and pokes a thumb in Savage's eye.
Flair drops down... grabs Savage's wounded leg... and easily flips him down off his feet! Flair lets out a WHOOO! He's going for the Figure Four! But Macho BOOTS HIM OFF! Savage gets up, letting out a sound of pain as he puts weight on HIS leg....
The two tie up again in the center of the ring....